Maybe you have something in your teeth? ; p jk
i must have antlers or a penis hanging off my forehead or something lmao
MAYBE AN ANTLER PENIS
You should either stare back at them with the biggest smile and say HI! Or stare at them smiling and say “I like potatoes” like edwardo from fosters home for imaginary friends. Because I said so. :p
sometimes i wave or give a head tilt and then they sort of snap out of it
You could go “STOP! Hammertime”
"not everything has to be gay"
not everything has to be straight either but that doesn’t stop 99% of media